Why I’m Not a Neuro Nurse
‘Cause sometimes they’re just a little too freaky. Too many weird things happen inside that bony vault of ours that we can’t understand, much less fix. Take a CVA. Simple thing, right? No blood flow. Same as a MI. One we can fix relatively easily and they’re back out eating Big Macs in 48 hours. The other renders the person spouting word salad out of a drooping mouth while being unable to feel their left side and many times there ain’t a damn thing we can do to fix that. No stents, t-Pa only if you know the last normal and even that isn’t a sure bet, usually all we can do is support what is left.
But what really hammered this unlove of neuro was a situation this week at work. Chicky comes in after having trouble moving their right hand, some drooling and slurred speech. By the time she hits the ED, everything has resolved itself. Classic TIA. Now we all know that having a TIA increases your risk of having a full-blown CVA exponentially, so she gets admitted to us on our stroke protocol for further work-up. So I’m walking past the room doing my last set of rounds just at shift change when her nurse pops her head out and says, “Can you give me a hand?”
“Sure,” I say walking into the room. And there she is, Ms. TIA, not moving the right arm and talking a little like a drunken sailor. But she’s alert and oriented, following commands, just some focal deficits, that are nearly exactly the same as the ones that brought her in. Her nurse asks, “Do I need to call a RRT?”
“Not yet,” I start. “Get a good NIHSS assessment going and I’ll page her doc.”
She starts up on that as I go to page the doc. As I head back in, the nurse looks at me and says, “She’s completely resolved! Totally back to baseline.” Sure enough, 100% neuro intact. Not a single deficit. Went from a 2-3 on the scale to a 0 (the higher the number the worse the symptoms), in a mater of 3 minutes. Completely freaky.
“Well,” I say, “let’s put her back on bedrest and make her NPO, the 24 hour clock just reset itself.”
We were both a little freaked out by it. I’d never seen that before, to go from having (mild) stoke symptom to complete resolution in a manner of minutes. Cool, but freaky. Ms. TIA however, bought herself another 24 hours of bedrest, nothing to eat or drink and a stat trip to the MRI machine. Yeah, don’t want to do that again anytime soon.














