A robot. The story is here.
The best line is, “He said: “i-Ward would mean hospital staff being able to spend more time with their patients, relieving them from the drudgery of mundane tasks.” In other words, more time to spend completing JHACO mandated forms (in triplicate…). Isn’t that real nusing? Why do patient care when you can be filling out multiple forms about your patient?
At least we’ll have a robot to wipe butts for us. The real winner would be a robot that would actually take care of JHACO-related bullshit and let us be nurses, not secretaries.