I can understand that accidents happen. I understand that sometimes as you age, the ability to be continent, is well, diminished. And it doesn’t bother me at all when these things happen.
But when you’re a 30-something year old, who has been getting up to the bathroom all night, pees the bed for no other reason than laziness, it does piss me off. I will change your bed, give you fresh gown and pants with a smile and a “It’s OK, it happens.” Behind that facade I’m composing a scathing tirade, that encompasses everything from your manhood to your absolute lack of personal hygiene.
Lesson: don’t pee the bed.