Oh, that was the bacon.
This whole swine flu panic is making me laugh. Evidently, the local news has just reported the first confirmed cases in Oregon and are in a complete tizzy, breaking in with cue ominous music “Outbreak“. You would think it was the end of the world. Even Google Maps is getting in on the action helping to map the cases that have now spread worldwide.
It’s more hysteria than actual sickness. It’s the flu. Yes, it kills, but so does pneumonia, alcohol, red meat and driving. Yes, it’s communicable, but so is syphilis, the common cold and hepatitis. So let’s all be smart, stop freaking out, wash our hands and cover our mouths when we cough. And for fucks sake, stay home from work if you’re sick.
So sit back, eat some bacon, drink a cold, frosty adult beverage and watch the world fall apart around us.