.390? And passing out? What a pussy. How many times have we seen >.400 and lucidly carrying on converstaion? OK, not that many, but have seen many higher than that and still semi-coherent, or enough to at least tell you to “Fuck off and leave me alone!”
Sure, many of these folks have more experience than “Mitch”, but hey, you can’t blame a guy for trying.
Or as KITT would say, “Michael” (in that smarmy sounding English accent) “I do belive that driving while in this condition is unadvisable.”