New Friends

You need new friends when in a drunken drugged out stupor they lodge a pear in your rectum that needs to be surgically removed.

You need new friends when they give you with dirty heroin that causes you to stroke then develop rhabdo when you’re left lying on the floor for 22 hours after they bail on you.

You really need new friends when during some “sex play” they insert a foreign object into your urethra which ultimately causes a rampaging case of Fournier’s gangrene leaving you half the man you used to be.

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

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