Found some more bloopers that made me laugh, hope they do you as well. Here is the first post on the subject.
Patient tolerating poi well.
I don’t know, that stuff looks petty dodgy, they must be feeling better if they can tolerate it!
Admission diagnosis: sincopy.
While they probably meant syncope (fancypants for “fainting”), they might be having bigger issues depending on whom’s sins they are copying.
In a progress note:
No explanation needed here. Wish they would have written it as an order though.
My personal favorite of late:
Bladder non-distended, uterus not identified… …right pelvic cyst, question ovarian.
Patient was a male. I hope you weren’t able to find a uterus and I can guarantee the cyst is not ovarian.
That’s all for this round. Enjoy!